Saturday, April 09, 2011


“I’m sure you’re all wondering why I brought you here today. It is a matter of utmost importance and seriousness. But bear with me for a moment. It was the habit of my late grandfather to host dinner parties, much like this one, upon the occasion of any significant announcement. As you might have surmised, it is my intention to continue his legacy, and I would like to start with a moment of silence in his honor, on this inaugural celebration.”

Everyone bowed their heads dutifully at first, but the pause dragged on and someone asked, “Well? What is it?”

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